It's come to my attention over the last few years that blond jokes are one thing...but brunettes actually hate them pathologically...as this joke proves. Hmmm. Little did I know.
A brunette whose last 3 boyfriends had all dumped her for blondes was shopping in an Arabian bazaar when she came across a lamp that looked just like Aladdin's lamp.
Thinking it might bring her some better luck, she purchased it and, taking it outside and rather sheepishly, rubbed it. There was a puff of smoke and "Kazoom", a genie appeared:
"Oh Keeper of The Lamp, I am Mysterio, the Genie of The Lamp. I honor you and offer you 3 wishes. There is 1 catch, though. I see you hate blondes, the yellow haired women. For every wish that you ask for, every blonde throughout the world will receive twice as much."
The brunette thought a while and then said:
"...I want 10 million dollars."
"...Granted and every blonde in the world will receive 20 million, Kazoom."
...said Mysterio. The brunette went to the ATM (and yes, they have ATMs in that part of Arabia) and there it was, $10 million in her account.
"...Fine, next I want an incredibly good looking guy as my next boyfriend...who's really well endowed."
"...Granted, my lady and every blonde in the world will have two incredibly handsome men, both well endowed...Kazoom.
And spluttering through a cloud of smoke was a very handsome young man with more than a 3-course "packed lunch" eyeing her seductively. By now an astonished crowd had gathered around them and Mysterio asked:
"...Oh Keeper of the lamp, what is your third wish?"
The brunette smiled slyly and said:
"...See that stick over there?"
Mysterio turned to see an old man's walking stick.
"Beat me half to death with it."
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