Monday, April 30, 2007

The Good, The Bad...And The Really Strange




The Good...

A man with a strawberry stuck up his ass goes to the doctor, who says:


I’ll give you some cream to put on it.



The Bad...

A man walks into the doctor’s office:


What seems to be the problem? asks the doc.

It’s…um…well…I have five penises...replies the man.

That's unusual! says the doctor...How do your underpants fit?

Oh, like a glove.




And The Really Strange...


A man suddenly wakes up in hospital after a serious accident. He shouts:

Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!

The doctor replies:

I know you can’t...I've amputated your arms.



Xango

I spend $4 a day...
...and save $5 on coffee & junk!


Andrew Goulding


Gwynneville,



Australia



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