Quickies (England)

Ah, the local vernacular may get you...but for Englishmen, these should be fine:


1 Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and decide to get married. The ceremony was crap...but the reception was brilliant.


2 I went to a really energetic "Seafood Disco" on Saturday night...I pulled a mussel.


3 Our local ice cream van-driver was found lying on the floor of his van, covered with hundreds & thousands.

Police say that he must have heard "Greensleeves" too often...and topped himself.

Xango

1,000 years of Folk Medicine...
...in a bottle

Andrew Goulding

Gwynneville

Australia