Silly, very silly. I love it.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says:
Doctor, my dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
The vet says:
Well, let’s have a look at him.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth, checks his groin and looking very upset, finally says:
I’m very sorry, I'm going to have to put him down.
What? Just because he’s cross-eyed?
The vet says:
No...he’s just really heavy.
Doctor, my dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
The vet says:
Well, let’s have a look at him.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth, checks his groin and looking very upset, finally says:
I’m very sorry, I'm going to have to put him down.
What? Just because he’s cross-eyed?
The vet says:
No...he’s just really heavy.
Andrew Goulding
Gwynneville,
Australia
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