The Drunk Driver

A cop sees a car coming round a corner, weaving dangerously all over the road...and then a body falls out. It's a middle-aged woman. The cop immediately puts on his siren and pulls the driver over:

"Where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub" slurs the driver, who's obviously seriously drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "...it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did alright." the drunk says with a smile and a wink.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens!" says the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

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