Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Genealogy Nightmare


This isn't so much a joke as a maze of a family tree...that actually makes sense from a logical perspective...though, of course, it's really utter nonsense.



I married a widow who had a young daughter.

My father then took a shine to her and ended up marrying my daughter, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is now my mother and my wife is my grandmother.

Things got worse when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he's my uncle.

But it all got even worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother, is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.


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