A man walks into a bar, sits down, reaches into his pocket and pulls out a miniature piano and sets it down. He then reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a miniature man who sits down at the miniature piano and starts playing it.
The bartender, amazed, walks up to the man and asks him where he got the miniature piano player. So the guy reaches into his pocket again and pulls a genie lamp
"You want wants a rub?"
...the man asks the bartender with a world-weary sigh.
Still amazed, but more than a little skeptical, the bartender takes the lamp, rubs it...and lo and behold, a genie pops out:
"Oh Keeper of the Lamp, what is your wish?"
Taken aback, the bartender cries:
"I want a million bucks!"
Suddenly there is a terrible cacophony and the bar is filled with...a million...ducks.
The guy looks at the bartender and says:
"You think I asked for a 12 inch...pianist?"
Andrew Goulding
Australia
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