The Preacher & The Potty-mouthed Man

A preacher is shaking the hands of his parishioners after church one Sunday, when he sees a new face. The man, a big guy in cowboy boots and a Stetson grabs and shakes the preachers hand warmly:

"Preacher, I’ll gotta tell you, that was a friggin' great sermon. I crapped myself laughing in that mother-f***in' story about Noah!"

The preacher says:

"Well thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity in the House of the Lord"

The man ignores him and continues shaking the preacher's hand vigorously:

"Anyways, I was so f***ing impressed with that bad-ass sermon I put ten thousand dollars in that crappy tin offering plate of yours!"

The preacher says:

"No shit?"

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