Sexist Buffoon

Last week an ex-girlfriend girl rang me.

It's been a good ten years since our brief affair, but I have never forgotten the amazing sex and wonderful times we had together. I have to admit, I got really turned on, when out of the blue, she suggested having another no-strings fling.

Once I'd got over the shock I was man enough to say:

"I hope you realize, I'm not the man I once was, I've gained a few pounds, I've got a slight bald patch and occasionally have to wear incontinence pads."

She giggled girlishly, and said:

"Don't worry, I've put on a few pounds myself."

...So I told her, quick smart:

"F*** off! you fat cow!"

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