Consumption Of Alcohol Labels: Women

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.


WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex-boyfriend is really dying for you to telephone him at 3 in the morning to talk about what went wrong and why he's missed out on a great "package"...

...and that you should have listened to your mother but you followed your heart...

...and that etc.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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