I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but the situation is almost believable!
A beautiful girl makes an appointment to have a physical . When she gets to the office she asks to see the doctor and asks him to do a pregnancy test as well. He asks her if she's had unprotected sex and she admits that she has.
When the exam and pregnancy teat are done she gets dressed and sits in his office to get the results. The doctor comes in and says:
You are in perfect health - not STDs and you are not pregnant.
The girl jumps up and hugs him, then says:
"I have a stupid question to ask you, Doctor. Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
Still holding her, the doctor looks her in the eye and says:
"That's not a stupid question at all. Do you like anal sex?"
She blushes and nods saying:
"I love it."
He says:
"Well, unfortunately you can get pregnant from anal sex as well as catch all sorts of diseases, unless the man really knows what he's doing..."
She says:
"But who will know just what to do?"
The doctor smiles, slides his hand down to her ass and says:
"A doctor would."
When the exam and pregnancy teat are done she gets dressed and sits in his office to get the results. The doctor comes in and says:
You are in perfect health - not STDs and you are not pregnant.
The girl jumps up and hugs him, then says:
"I have a stupid question to ask you, Doctor. Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
Still holding her, the doctor looks her in the eye and says:
"That's not a stupid question at all. Do you like anal sex?"
She blushes and nods saying:
"I love it."
He says:
"Well, unfortunately you can get pregnant from anal sex as well as catch all sorts of diseases, unless the man really knows what he's doing..."
She says:
"But who will know just what to do?"
The doctor smiles, slides his hand down to her ass and says:
"A doctor would."
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