There are two variations of this joke that I've seen and there may well be more. In the other one that I've seen, I guy goes into a chemist to buy some KY jelly.
Anyway, this is the other version:
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says:
"About 2 hours."
The guy leaves, grinning. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says:
"About 3 hours."
The guy leaves with a yelp of excitement. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says:
"About an hour and a half."
The guy runs off, cheering. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says:
"He's a nut. Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks:
"Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says:
"Your house."
Anyway, this is the other version:
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says:
"About 2 hours."
The guy leaves, grinning. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says:
"About 3 hours."
The guy leaves with a yelp of excitement. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says:
"About an hour and a half."
The guy runs off, cheering. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says:
"He's a nut. Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks:
"Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says:
"Your house."
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