Tina asks her husband:
"Brett, would you like some eggs and bacon, maybe some orange juice or coffee?"
Brett doesn't seem particularly interested:
"Thanks for asking, babe, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra - it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asks Brett:
"Honey, would you like anything for lunch - a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, a cheese sandwich, maybe?"
He declines.
"Sorry, baby, it's the Viagra - it really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she's getting concerned. She asks him:
"Sweetheart, how can I tempt you?
Would you like some succulent salmon and scrumptious apple pie?
Cheese and crackers?
Or maybe order in some Chinese?"
Would you like some succulent salmon and scrumptious apple pie?
Cheese and crackers?
Or maybe order in some Chinese?"
Brett declines again.
"No thanks, darling, it's the Viagra, Food is the last thing that's on my mind."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up for a few minutes? I'm starving."
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