A middle-aged man gets his new prescription for Viagra and leaves work early to get home at the same time that his wife does and with Viagra taking an hour to kick in, the timing is just right. He calls her on the phone, and says:
"Baby, I'll be home in an hour."
"Perfect!"
Well, an hour later, the man is r-e-a-d-y to go, but there's no sign of wife... She calls him on the cell phone and says:
"There's been an accident on the freeway, the traffic is terrible - the radio's saying that I won't be home for at least an hour and a half."
The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice.
"What should I do? I'm stiff as a 16 year old first thing in the morning. "
he asks. Sympathetically, the doctor replies:
"It would be a shame to waste it. Do you still have that little Mexican minx of a housekeeper around?"
"Yes."
the man replied.
"Well, we're men of the world, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead - you've played around before. As long as you have safe sex, no-one need know."
says the Doctor. The man snaps back at him:
"What a friggin' waste of money! I don't need Viagra with her..."
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