An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman Were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening. The Italian says:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest jasmine oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says:
Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the rare midnight flower oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Englishman says:
"That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a margarine. I caressed her entire body with the it, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours!"
The Italian astonished, says:
"Two hours, phenomenal!"
While the Frenchman asks:
"How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
To which the Englishman replies:
"Oh, she saw me wiping my hands on the curtains."
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