This party animal had a big night at a seaside resort and didn't make it back to his hotel but instead, fell asleep on the beach. By the morning, the wind had blown sand all over him, until he was covered with only his (admittedly pretty large) big toe sticking out.
As bad luck would have it, an old nympho was walking down the beach for her early morning stroll and seeing the naked toe sticking up, unattended, quickly pulled down her bikini bottoms, pulled aside the wrinkled flabby flesh of her thighs and squatted over the toe, humping away until she was satisfied. Then she just as quicly, pulled up her drawers and left with a smile on her wrinkled face and a wiggle in her walk.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened but the next day his foot itched like hell,and had a sore on it, so he went to the doctor.
After a few hours of waiting for the tests to return, the doctor said to him:
"I'm very sorry but you have syphilis of the big toe."
"What? I've never heard of that!" said the man.
The doc replied:
"Well, every day is a challenge in Medicine. I know it's hard to believe but this morning I even had a woman in here with athlete's pussy!"
Andrew Goulding
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