Filthy 3D Joke Man

Warning Utter Filth!

Filthy 3D Joke Man may be filthy but there's no denying, he's got his stand-up timing absolutely perfect. Fans of joke telling should watch/listen to this video to learn from a master - this is as good as it gets!

Filthy 3D Joke Man

The Recently-Deceased Cat

Warning: Utterly corny

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the body of her recently-deceased and well-loved cat of 18 years. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver:

"I have a dead pussy."

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said:

"Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

Merry Christmas 2009

Merry Christmas, Everybody!

Merry Christmas 2009

Anagrams The Can Change Your Life # 1

Of course, this Christmas, everybody wants to know what the best anagram of:

"The Australian singer and actress Kylie Minogue"

is.

Kylie Minogue: Spinning Around

And the winner is:

"Great arse. Dismal talent. You shrieking nuisance!"

The Thing That I Hate About Homosexuals The Most

In a democracy, if you feel strongly about something, you have every right to tell the world about it!

Choosing Your Own Name

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone, so she slowly worked her way over to him:

"Hi handsome, my name's Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the two things I like most in Life - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

He thought for just a moment and said:

"Bob Titsenass."

An Oldie But A Goodie # 412

Here's a joke for the work Christmas party which you can tell to the straight-laced accountant who's having his first drink of the year. He/She'll probably find it hilarious!

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey:

"You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied:

"No I didn't. I said she is fucking Goofy."

At this point, the accountant is meant to keel over with laughter.